God stresses out…

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Fr Aidan posted this hilarious Onion story and I just had to share it here as well.

“THE HEAVENS — Sources close to God reported Thursday that the Creator of the Universe and Author of Our Eternal Salvation suffered a crippling bout of existential dread this week, lying awake all night as He pondered His own immortality. Anxiously drumming His fingers, the all-powerful being was…”

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